There are people who have said that I’m being brave for being openly supportive...– Anne Hathaway (via inthelandofthelost)
Dear future girlfriend,
FYI, I hate valentines day. So, don’t expect me to do something special for you on this day. And, PLEASE, DO NOT get me anything or do anything special for me either. Do expect, though, for me to do special things for you any other random day of the year just because you’ll mean that much to me. With all honesty (which I hope you appreciate more than this stupid day), Me.
Dude on campus: would you like a pamphlet on christianity?
Me: no, thank you.
Dude: are you sure?...it could save your soul!
My friend: did he just insinuate you're going to hell?
Friend: its your hair. Everyone can tell you like vajayjay.
FACT: There is nothing wrong with being a lesbian,...